Legit eating Salami out of the package while i wait for my girlfriend to get out of class so we can go see Harry Fucking Potter. yes that’s his middle name, i checked.
barkingsparrows: whataboutateakettle | et al. | fuckyeahdanieljacobradcliffe: Harry Potter cast speak in American accents. “Justin Bieber is the man..boo-yah!” This is beautiful. Tom Felton is a little too good at this… he sounds like he’s from New York
Would you believe me if i said i didn't need you?...
I'm going south for the winter
you’re welcome to come with me we’ll be living in the City of Giants I’ll come home exhausted every night and lay by you you can feel the warmth from my hands the whole night through
Reason number 5 billion why i love Scott
Me: Did you read that article about why Storm Troopers can never hit anything? Scott: Yeah, i didn’t like it. Here’s why: Stormtroopers aren’t regular humans they’re cones *clones Me: but they’re still human at some level, they still have emotions yeah? Scott: no, they’re bred from birth to be trained fighters. It goes all the way back to the mandelorian...
Lie to all your friends
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Have to listen to Brand New all day in preparation for my tattoo. so stoked. pictures once it’s done.
oh sweet jesus yes
I am getting my tattoo on monday. i am so stoked, there is a shop like 10 feet from my apartment that i am going to called Under the Needle and they are charging me like…. 70ish dollars, i put down the deposit today and i am going at 5 on monday after i get out of class. so fresh and so clean
One day i’m going to be on SNL. -Oh, you’re going to be a...– Taylor Lautner as the host of SNL. Respect. you a funny kid.
This Flesh is a Road Map
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